Everything about this photo is fabulous
I had to film a lot of stuff for a project due Sunday. So I filmed my work day. Here is my last shot.
The very very end of the runway show I put together!
Sometimes I look like this.
S’not a corset
Congratulations, you are 1 of 8 people in the world who gives a shit
omg thisisnotacorset reblogged me too hahahahahahah
way to trvialize “thisisnot” tumblrs who have legit messages
these effing morons dont seem to understand that it’s not about correcting corest terms. please feel free to do that if it’s important to you.
the issue is the blatant copying of “this is not” tumblrs that battle racism. like if it were named anything else ever no one would care. the fact that it’s trivializing the importance of tumblrs that call out racism is the issue.
Oh girl, These girls reblog my stuff too.
I get Thisisnotcorset
Just stop. What are you doing? You run a tumblr were you publicly shame other women when they are trying to feel sexy.
Their awful, and they should feel awful
Some new corsets in at the shop!
Most, if not all of these, aren’t corsets.
First off, Can I say how fucking annoying these blogs are?
"This is Not a Corset"
Is this what you do? Seriously?
So let me break it down for a Self Important Twat,
Blue corset to the left, Steel Bones, Steel Busk Clips, and double Rabbit ear lacing.
Corset. That is a Corset.
The Black Waist Cincher directly next to it? Same deal. Steel Bones, Busk Clip, and Double Lace up Back.
The Pink Piece in back of it is much more of a lingerie Corset. But it still has Steel Spiral Bones, and a double lace up back.
The only piece up there that isnt really a Corset, would be the Pink Open Bottom Girdle, on the bottom left.
I live in an area with a lower income bracket. So these may be lower end corsets, but their still fucking corsets.
Are they waist trainers?
Well, actually the Black waist Cincher isn’t a terrible waist trainer.
So in closing.
Fuck the Police
Shhhh… Product shot #sneakpeek #teamrockstar #steveprue #corsets
Are you selling a poster, because that Corset is done by Tesa/Escante
Said the attractive women, giggling with her friends that think its a real riot going into a lingerie store.
(Hey, just some Lingerie Store etiquette. I work here, I care about this store. Please don’t say things like “Eww! Who would wear that?! Gross!” It makes me automatically not like you. In fact, it makes me hate you.
You aren’t being daring and provocative. You are not Carrie or Samantha.
You are a grown up in a Lingerie Store. Fucking act like it)
"So what size is it really?" The women asked me again. I looked at the tag.
"Its a 38H"
"THAT’S the real size?"
The women dissolve into laughter.
"What does H come after? DDDDDD?"
"No. It comes after a G cup. G is actually our most common size."
The women are now dumbfounded.
"Ive never heard of a G cup."
Well of course you haven’t lady. Because you are obviously not a G cup. And for some reason that gives you license to have a good chuckle over someone else’s body.
I do not say this. I say
"Probably not. Most department stores only go up to a D cup. When they size you, they size you to their stock. They are there to sell you something out of their stock. So you may very well be a G, but they put you in a D, because thats what they sell."
(I say this about 20 times a day. Sometimes to obnoxiously dumb people, and sometimes to a sobbing women who doesn’t want to believe a 40G fit her.)
The women lets out a nervous laugh.
"Why don’t they just get a reduction?"
Why don’t you go fuck yourself?
No, I don’t say that. What I do tell them is, its difficult to get many necessary surgeries covered by insurance. It is even harder to get insurance to cover some thing they fell is not life threatening. The insurance considered it “Cosmetic”
(I have heard some real horror stories. One of my favorite customers told me about standing in a room, as a board of all men told her that her L cup breasts did not obstruct her motion enough to have them removed)
It could be that I’m a little ball of misery today. My nose is stuffed, and my throat hurts. I always seem to be sick.
It could be that, or it could be that I am so fucking sick of people trying to have a a laugh at some one else’s expense. There are no “real sizes” It either fits you or doesn’t. So the next time you see a size that looks weird, What should you say?
Put it it down.