Corset Shop Non-Sense

I used to see this guy on my way to work when I was in Chelsea. One day he was crossing the street, sans pants, and I split coffee down the front of my blouse.

To add insult to injury, the twinky gentlemen standing next to me told me “I see him at the pride parades all the time. We could all learn a lot from him”

Like I was fucking Ann Coulter or something.

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Magical Mystery Dude

*sigh* After a long day at the office, spreading fairy dust and leading a fantasy parade down Magic Street, my dogs are barking! Luckily Stuffed Pepperz the Dog isn’t barking. I wouldn’t want everyone on the train to be staring at me like I’m some kind of psycho with a dog! Nothing like a little quiet time on the subway to contemplate costume changes, mystical Shakespeare quotes, and compiling lists of enemies to curse.

I can never remember how many stops to the 4th dimension… also known as Queens Plaza! HA! Kidding! Seriously though, how many stops until Queens Plaza? The only Duane Reade in the city that has Stuff Pepperz favorite treats is a few blocks from there.

*** I came across this picture because I follow @Morgan_Murphy via Twitter. She’s a comedian and writer for Jimmy Fallon. Follow her! She was just interviewed for Comic’s Comic (http://thecomicscomic.typepad.com/thecomicscomic/2010/03/meet-me-in-new-york-morgan-murphy.html#more) where this pic was featured! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   guy at Coney Island lmao OMG.

4. lazysundae reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:

   guy right outside my office.

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    welivethroughecstasy:subwaydouchery:...love him, love him so much… and his little dog too

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    This guy is always at the Pride Parade every year. Only he has a bird and a huge rack. Also where is his fierce dresses?...

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    I’ve been seeing this dude...regular basis since...tv...

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    This guy’s got it figured out.

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    see this man constantly when...strolling about the FIT campus. He’s such

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    OMG…This dude. This dude is amazing. He’s Colombian. He’s...every Colombian event in...

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    hey i think that guy lives in...neighborhood hah i see him all

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    work when I was in Chelsea. One day he was crossing the street, sans pants,...I split...

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    This guy frequents...Chelsea area. When...FIT he always...

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    This dude is most certainly not...douche! He’s amazing! Shit

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