Corset Shop Non-Sense

When I was in college I had to stop my inspiration books. They had grown into a monstrous obsession. Every photo had to be cataloged. I was constantly writing down what others where saying, and how they said it. I guess Im just going to transfer this compulsion to a digital format. My name is Mollie (My face)and I'm 23. I made a pretty unexpected career choice, and ended up working in Corset Shop. To check out my new corset obsession check out Corset Shop

Ever since my whippet ally,
Got sprayed by a skunk,
I’ve developed a weird routine.

When it gets dark and the dogs need to go out, I first start by sticking my head out the porch door and make a series if noises.

Barks, robot noises, car alarms, you know, things that skunks are afraid of.

Steven has a 3 foot long led light stick he uses when he’s under cars.

I take that out with me and shine it around my yard to make sure there are no skunks.

For the rest of the time waiting for my dogs to finish their bussiness,

I stand on my porch holding the light bar like a staff,

Pointing it toward the abandoned house with the family of skunks living under it.

And whisper

"You shall not pass"

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