January 2010
33 posts
Rant 2c
I get really annoyed when I meet friends of friends and they make the follwing transaction
random douche:So your a designer
Me: Yup
RD: so you like sew
Me: that would be the idea.
RD: so, I like always wanted a sweater with a really long v neck, that buttoned all the way down to the bottom
Me: Thats called a cardigan
RD: I know what a cardigan is! Like different.
(Long winded explanation,...
Why I refuse to use formspring
First of all, I think its the new egotistical masturbation of the internet. But mostly, every time I hear formspring I think rumspringa. And get exited. It never is
jokes far to soon.
Today I heard this really awful, but incredibly funny joke. It had to do with a recent tragedy, and everyone awwed instead of laughed. I laughed. I have been in this situation
One day I was driving back with an ex from one of his athletic games.
(He reads this blog, he is a lovely person, and I very much enjoy his friendship. This is why I will remain vaugue)
Now this lovely friend was being...
Rant 2b
YOU DONT LIKE BRITTNEY SPEARS?!
fo real? Not even when your really drunk…oh … you don’t drink……
No no, oh come on, dont make me whipp out my indie cock.
“BLAH BLAH BLAH ANIMAL COLLECTIVE…………. LA ALA LA ALA GRIZZLY BEAR…..BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK”
No, Im not saying its fantastic music, its garbage, but sometimes alone in...
mollie and matt conversations 1#
Mollie: dude I just really dig Alan Rickman
Matt: Yeah, its kinda sad he`s only going to remembered for Harry Potter. He was like a Shakespearian actor
Mollie: Ummmm Die Hard?
Matt: what?
Mollie: He was the terrorist in Die Hard!
Matt: Seriously?
Mollie: Yes! Jesus Matt are you serious? ”Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun?”
Matt: . . … .
Mollie: SHOOT THE GLASS!
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The feeling
Helicopter
Rant 1a,
Note
If you tell me a story about a witty remark you gave a homeless man when he asked you for money, I instantly think less of you.
Also, being a dick to the people standing outside in the freezing cold with their clip boards trying to get a bill passed, or petitioning for animal rights, not fucking cool. Yeah, they can be annoying. But Ive been that girl before. Is it that hard to say
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